About the List / LILoT

One of the many great things in the game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the many modes and screams of Link when he gets hurt and loses a heart. And because of this, when one is frustrated or simply bored they find it all a little bit too appealing to hurt, harm, and/or kill our hero. The question is, when this time comes around: "HOW TO DO IT?!" The game has an infinite list of possibilities, from the very simple, to even the very elaborate! And let's face it, when you have four bottles of fairies and you are determined to kill Link, it can become oh so difficult to choose how you want to spend those precious moments. So! Here is for all the fans to post all the many ways they have chosen to hurt Link.

Due to a popular demand and continued support for what has turned out to be one of the funner aspects of MCLoZ, the list has been updated and expanded to allow entries for all Zelda games. Torturing Link in strange and exotic ways, or just simply standing there and letting him get hit, is one of the many enjoyable pasttimes to any of the games. Please continue sending in your list items and enjoy playing the games!!

Link's Infinite List of Torture

1. OoT - Sent in by Sangokyu. Repeadiatly hit a cucco until a swarm comes and kills Link.
2. OoT - Sent in by Sangokyu. Attempt to take a a bath in liquid hot magma in Death Mountain Crater.
3. OoT - Sent in by Sangokyu. Hit a deku nut into the window in Zelda's Castle, and get hit by the bomb that comes out.
4. OoT - Sent in by The Eighth Sage. Attempting to break the Curse of Ganon's Tower by running into it.
5. OoT - Sent in by The Eighth Sage. Standing in between the Wall of Fire and a rock when fighting Ganon.
6. OoT - Sent in by Marc. Walk off the cliff by the entrance of Death Mountain Crater.
7. OoT - Sent in by Marc. Attack the Biri in Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly with your sword.
8. OoT - Sent in by Marc. Stay in Death Mountain Crater without the Goron Tunic; he'll burn and die.
9. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Go to Death Mountain Crater as a child and take a steam bath. (This is different from going in the lava.)
10. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Go to the top of Death Mountain as a child and wait for it to rain... uh... hail big fiery rocks.
11. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Put on the Iron Boots as an adult, except change into a non-blue tunic. Go for a nice swim!
12. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Try to stop a rolling Goron with bombs... except just keep getting rolled on (this isn't fun, it just happens to me a lot).
13. OoT - Sent in by Spencer. Stand underneath Hyrule bridge as it's being lowered.
14. OoT - Sent in by The Eighth Sage. Letting a Mini-Floor Master grab you. Isn't that annoying? You have to fight the other minis AND a full grown one!
15. OoT - Sent in by Doh. Walk into a Boss's lair and just stand there (you can also do this in any area/dungeon that is full of enemies).
16. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Catch poes in a bottle. Drink up! Still sober? Drink some more!
17. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Play Ocarina of Time. Get Link to stand in the middle of a large pasture. THEN PULL THE GAME CARTRIDGE OUT!!! (instant death to your saved Link)
18. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Keep opening up "friendly" chests without using the lens of truth first. BRRRRRR
19. OoT - Sent in by kefka24. Stand in a room chock-full of monsters without doing anything to get mauled to death!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
20. OoT - Sent in by Stephanie. Go to Death Mountain as a kid and get ran over by the Goron rolling down the path. (They don't call it Death Mountain for nothing!)
21. OoT - Sent in by The Cow. Go to the Gerudo Fortress, and stand in the bowl of soup. Mmm.. Links n' Chili.
22. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. You got bombs. You got a body. Bombs + Link's Body = TORTURE!!!
23. OoT - Sent in by Dark Link. Go into a Gerudo Hideout, and talk to a carpenter. When the attacking Gerudo Thief attacks you, do not attempt to block her with your Hylian Shield. Enjoy a few seconds of getting sliced and diced, then get booted into jail.
24. OoT - Sent in by Dark Link. Go into the Fire Temple and proceed into the room with the floorboards of doom and the Like-Like. Attempt to get smashed into the face by all of them, then let the Like-Like eat Link's Tunics, and eats Link alive.
25. OoT - Sent in by Dark Link. Wander into the market ruins while you are an adult and unplug your controller. Watch in amazement as Link begins to get humped and have his brains and body fluids sucked out by the ReDeads. Then watch him slump over as he dies. What you don't see is the ReDeads return to feast on Link's bug filled life-less corpse.
26. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. In any area, get your shield eaten. Now, DON'T RE-ARM IT. Link after all IS the Hero of Time. He doesn't need a shield! I'm sure the goddesses will...ewww. I guess not.
27. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. When you turn on your N64, make sure you have the analog joystick tilted to the right or left. Link will continually walk in that direction. Now go try to fight Ganon. It's as close as you are going to get to fighting him drunk. And the outcome is just as pitiful.
28. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. Walk around without your sword and arm three bottles. You are...unarmed and...docile. You can defeat...okay bugs. And fish. And Ganon will...plummel you. Oh well.
29. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. You can go around scaring monsters to death with the Gerudo mask. Just sit back and stare at an Iron Knuckle for about an hour. Chances are, it'll melt before your...devine countenance. Chances of your living for an hour without moving in the same mile radius as one of these guys, however...
30. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. As kid Link, arm the Hylian Shield and run to a Dodongo. Set your flatulence on fire by facing away the creature and pressing 'R'.
31. OoT - Sent in by Zora warior. Fight a Dodongo armed only with wood (i.e. deku stick and deku shield). Mmmm... Toasty!
32. OoT - Sent in by Oni Link. Go to ganon's castle and equip the hover boots and a bomb. Make link hold the bomb and walk into the pit. Link will scream as he is thrown back by the explosion, screams as he falls, and scream when he hits the bottom. Eww...Nasty looking...
33. OoT - Sent in by Zora warrior. When fighting Ganon, and the fire recedes, instead of grabbing the master sword, stand where the flames once were. When the inferno returns, sit back and watch Link die in the worst way imaginable.
34. OoT - Sent in by Zora warrior. Go to Gerudo Valley and execute a perfect swan dive off the west side of the bridge. Too bad for link, he finds himself heading straight for terra firma! OUCH!! If blood should be anywhere in this game, it should be here!
35. OoT - Sent in by Dark Grapefruit. Go into the room in Shadow Temple where there are two spiked walls that come together. Now just stand between them. >=D
36. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. Open up the instruction booklet to Zelda. Now, turn on your N64 and commence with doing all of the 'DO NOT's that are in the inside cover. EX: immerce the cartridge in water, leave in intense sunlight, etc. These things will damage the cartridge, thus damaging Link.
37. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. Here is an interesting one. Get Link down to about one-half of a heart left. Call Epona. Now, place a bomb at your feet. JUST WHEN IT EXPLODES, mount Epona. You should be at 0 health. If you dismount, Link dies. If you save and reset, Link will die instantly in the Temple of Time.
38. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. Go into the frozen land of Zora's Domain as an adult. Jump into the freezing friggin cold water. Now climb under the warm belly of an iceburg until you feel the warmth... don't forget to wear the green or red tunic.
39. OoT - Sent in by theatrebrad. As a kid, just stand in the middle of Hyrule Field taking in the fresh air. Leave the game sitting for a while without playing. Ironic eh? You died due to the undead!
40. OoT - Sent in by Deku King. Try to deafeat Ganon using headbutts (heeheehoo-hoohahaha).
41. OoT - Sent in by Young link. Go to fire-temple and dance with the flare-dancer. A warm dance is just what you need!(Dont have goron tunic!!):)
42. OoT - Sent in by Linker11. Stand next to Ganon and do nothing at all. Just watch Zelda laugh and boo-hoo sniffle.... cry.
43. OoT - Sent in by Tidus. Attempt the gap to gannon's castle (over the moat of lava) with a single backflip...Almost made it! :()
44. OoT - Sent in by Young link. After the fire temple go to ice caverns and have a little breath party with a Friezar. But if you want to have more fun take your mirror shield and deflect. Perhaps you should call your nearest doctor after use!:)
45. OoT - Sent in by Zora Warrior. Go to the Fire Temple upper floors on the west side, Find a flare wall trap and run into it repeatedly, until you pass through, or die, whichever comes first. (MUST... PASS... THROUGH... FIRE!)
46. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. As a kid, go into the house with all the cursed skulltula people. When the dad comes down in the middle of the room, hit him a couple times with your sword so that he is swinging back and forth. While he is still swinging, go behind him and slash his back; he'll turn blue and scream. Wait a few seconds, then watch Link get his little butt knocked back by the very person who asks Link to help him. This also works on the little cursed people around the room.
47. OoT - Sent in by windwaker. Equip yourself with bombs and stand next to the deep hole wich is the entrance to the fire temple, with exactly one-half heart left. Drop it and you'll die, while your lifeless body falls all the way down... AAAWWSSSCCCHHHHH!!!!
48. OoT - Sent in by OniLink12345. First as a kid go play around in the well trying to catch long lost fish. Wheee a hand just grabbed me !WAIT! *hack kack*
49. OoT - Sent in by Romiress. Go to the water temple, and just float in the water. Then equip the red tunic, and Steel boots. See how long it takes to sink to the bottom...
50. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. Have a staring contest with a beamos in Dodongo's Cavern or Ganon's castle.
51. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. Go teach birds how to fly at the Desert Temple...through example.
52. OoT - Sent in by Zora Warrior. Link has a head. The shadow temple has guillotines. Need I say more?
53. OoT - Sent in by Zora Warrior. If you havent already beaten Morpha, go to its lair in the water temple and allow it to grab you with its tendrils, and hurl you against the spiked walls. Of all the bosses, this one has the most stylish way of annhialation.
54. OoT - Sent in by Dark Grapefruit. Go fight Bongo Bongo in the shadow temple. Just stand in the middle of the drum and dont do anything. Bouncey bouncey bouncey boun-AHHHH!
55. OoT - Sent in by Dark Grapefruit. When fighting Ganon, attempt to get get your sword back by running through the fire.
56. OoT - Sent in by Dark Grapefruit. Get hit by as many rocks as possible when you are escaping from Ganon's Tower. Watch Zelda scream!
57. OoT - Sent in by OniLink12345. As a kid go exploring in the Haunted Wasteland. ")
58. OoT - Sent in by blaa blaa. Play dodge rocks aginst octorocs with iron boots on.
59. OoT - Sent in by Andrea Puig. Being cut by Ganons swords.
60. OoT - Sent in by Rich. In the Forest Temple, go to the room with the checkered ceiling that falls down, and don't make it to one of the squares with an opening. Nice pancake, eh?
61. OoT - Sent in by Logan. Standing in the pathway of one of those spinning blades. Talk about torture. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
62. OoT - Sent in by MarioRPG. Put Link on top of the drawbridge when it's up at Hyrule Castle town entrance. Jump towards the town and you'll fall through the floor. I'm pretty sure that would hurt a lot.
63. OoT - Sent in by Alienhunter. When you're fighting Ganondorf, go stand under him. "Hello Ganon ..... AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
64. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. Also in the Forest Temple - in the room with the falling ceiling - run to an open spot without killing the Skulltulas. After the "ceiling" falls, laugh as Link repeatedly gets knocked between the Spider and the "ceiling". Surprisingly, this hardly hurts Link at all.
65. OoT - Sent in by LadyYuna. In the middle of a crowd of seemingly friendly, fun loving chickens, equip the Iron Boots and a bomb. Toss a few bombs around and let the fun begin. "Hello, cute little chickie! What are you doing? Ah-- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! WHY DOES IT HURT?!?"
66. OoT - Sent in by Link1988. Go to the Great Deku Tree and fight Ghoma. When she goes up on the ceiling, stand under her and don't move. Chances are Link will be seeing lots of stars - I mean spiders.
67. OoT - Sent in by HyperLink. Don't abandon ship in the Shadow Temple.
68. OoT - Sent in by Links Wife. When approaching an enemy, just do nothing and stand still.
69. OoT - Sent in by Link. When fighting Twinrova, catch a fire then an ice. Nice huge atomic exploslosion. OUCH!
70. OoT - Sent in by Dee. While fighting Ganon, get low health. When the fire goes down, get the Master Sword but stand still. Shoot an arrow at Ganon and FEEL THE PAIN!
71. OoT - Sent in by Lars. Go to the graveyard and go into the King's Grave. Go to the room with the Redead and destroy them. Now take a nice long bath in the acid.
72. OoT - Sent in by The Terminator. Go to Zora's Domain as an adult. Run to the waterfall and jump. No water? That's the point! It's now the "Linkfall"!! :)
73. OoT - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Just stand there when the Moblins are facing you in the maze. They'll see you and ...SICK!!!
74. OoT - Sent in by DarkLink. When you fight Shadow Ganon, look for the picture he's coming out of, stand in front of it, and wave hello. "Hi, freaky shadowy dude! H... agggghhhhh-pkkkkt-pthhhhh!" Hmm... I think Link want's to say hi again! >:-D
75. OoT - Sent in by celba. As Adult Link, stant in the middle of Death Mountain Trail and try to destroy the big, rolling boulders with you sword. (Or better yet, use bombs.)
76. OoT - Sent in by Connor McGinnis. In the Deku Tree, go to that room with the rotating spiked log, the floating platform, and the switch to lower the water. Don't push the switch, and do a little limbo! How low can you go?
77. OoT - Sent in by freaky oni link. Anywhere where there are a bunch of bomb flowers. "Hi, bomb flowers. I am going to chop you and bring them to Zelda." Slice zssssssssss-ssssssssssssss "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh..." KAABOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! "mommy :("
78. OoT - Sent in by Slave Zero. In the Forest Temple, at the basement floor, in that cylinder room, right before fighting the boss jump onto the elevator thing to make it go up, but quickly jump off again. Then stand in the square spot where the elevator thing was and look up, just stare in that direction until it comes back down, ooo the agony!
79. OoT - Sent in by Connor McGinnis. Go into one of those rooms in the Shadow Temple with the rotating giant blades and start running around. IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of...SLICE!
80. OoT - Sent in by Logan. Have Link put on the Iron Boots when Ganondorf charges up his special spread attack. Now try to dodge the attack "Hey Ganondorf give me a chance to get some sp aghhhhhhhhhhh choooof eed or not."
81. OoT - Sent in by Yukina. Go to the house by the Hylian Lake. Step on the floating flower and go on the roof. Watch the remake of "The Birds" starring Link as the helpless victim.
82. OoT - Sent in by Dethl'sShadow. Go into that room in the Shadow Temple where there are the large square things that go up and down on chains that have spike-covered undersides. Equip the Iron Boots and attempt to pass under all of them. I think I can, I think I.. AUGHHH!!
83. OoT - Sent in by Kathryn. At the beginning of the game, let the giant rock-like object crush you as you crazily run around the 'maze'. "The Kokiri Sword can wait, this is fun!"
84. OoT - Sent in by bongo bongo. Go to the Forest Temple and go to the place where the big blocks with the temple markings go up and try to pop the Bubble's flaaaaaammmeeesss!!!!
85. OoT - Sent in by Logan. In the Well or in the Shadow Temple go into the rooms where the Floormasters are. Now let a hand grab Link and don't press any buttons. "NO DON'T EAT ME ALIVE NOOOOOOO...." chomp chomp chomp.
86. OoT - Sent in by Logan. In the Well as Kid Link go into the pathway where the giant green Bubble floats and just walk right into it. "Hey giant freaky green bubble dude funny running into you h.... OWWWWWWWW WHAAAAAAA MAMA!"
87. OoT - Sent in by Epona. Go to the Haunted Wasteland as Adult Link and make it all the way to where the ghost is that leads you to the Desert Colossus. Turn on your Lens of Truth and follow him far enough to where you can't see the giant stone platform you started from anymore. Now turn it off. Have fun trying to navigate your way through the Giant sandstorm while having those annoying Leevers beat the living ding-dong out of Link. Enjoy! >;D
88. OoT - Sent in by mars. Let Link dive from the Gerudo Bridge. Put on your Iron Boots and let's see if you can outrun those rocks now. (I am ashamed to say it, but I made it once.)
89. LoZ - Sent in by billy mitchell. Just walk into a dungeon until you find the local old man. After listening to his poorly translated babble, just keep stabbing him. Pay no attention to those fireballs headed your way, and please, leave the Magical Shield at home. Thank you.
90. OoT - Sent in by jon allison. Go to Zora's Domain as a child and jump off the waterfall and try to make Link hit his head on the giant rock.
91. OoT - Sent in by franklin. Start climbing vines with Skullwalltula's, and as they turn purple just watch them devour you.
92. MM - Sent in by Link Jr. Stand on top of the Clock Tower as the moon comes crashing down on top of you.
93. MM - Sent in by Link Jr. Equip the Blast Mask. Backflip off something high and explode with B. Watch as Link is thrown to the ground.
94. OoT - Sent in by Firewraith. Before the bridge to Ganon's Castle is forged, equip the Hover Boots and try to make it across yourself. "I can do it, it's not that far--AAAH YES IT IIIIIIS! *BURN*"
95. LA - Sent in by Firewraith. Steal anything from the store in Mabe Village, then go back to face the music. "Hey, I felt kind of bad about--what are you doing? AAAAAAH!! IT BURNS!!!"
96. TWW - Sent in by Ganondorf 16. In the "Wind Temple" section of Ganon's Castle, when you fly over the spikes with the Deku Leaf, drop down on top of the spikes. You will be hurled down and hit the wall before dying. "WHEEEEEEEEEEE" SQUISH. THUD.
97. OOT - Sent in by Feirce Deity. Get to the top of the house at Lake Hylia and climb up the ladder. Watch as poor Link fails and is killed by a birdy. Painfull AND humiliating muahahahaha.
98. MM - Sent in by Feirce Deity. Find a dog. Put on the Deku Mask. "Awww what a cute little dogg-AHHHHHHHH." Watch the dog beat poor Link to the ground (sadly this does not harm Link whatsoever. but it is fun to watch) >=D
99. OoT - Sent in by Arwen. Before feeding Lord Jabu-Jabu his fish, go try to swim underneath his body. Don't move...eeeeew...
100. OoT - Sent in by Chicken Farmer. Throw a bomb in the chicken pen.
101. TWW - Sent in by tayra. When out to sea, either let a Sea Helicopter or a Shark knock you into the water, .. and watch in horror as Link is eaten whole.
102. MM - Sent in by Franklin. If you equip the Blast Mask in front of the bell on the roof of the Stock Pot Inn without raising your shield, you not only will recieve damage from the mask but will be sent flying when the bell starts to sway powerfully back at you.
103. OoT - Sent in by gary. Just make Link fall in a hole.
104. OoT - Sent in by gerudo_goddess. Stand in front of any Giant Skulltula. "Hello Mr. Giant Skulltula, how are you? Mr. Skulltula? AAAAAHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGG!!" >:)
105. TWW - Sent in by Creeps. Fight Ganon in the last battle and use your sheild and block almost everything. "Ganon you're gonna die! ZOOM clang whack! Hey, no fair who taught you kung fu."
106. TWW - Sent in by Whatever. Taking a lava bath to wash the troubles away. Jump on in, the lava's warm.
107. TWW - Sent in by Santa. Use the tigle tuner on your boat in the middle of the ocean and blow yourself up.(Its more fun with sharks though.)
108. LA - Sent in by Drake. Steal from the store in Mabe Village. Put in Gameshark w/ infinite health cheat ON and go back in... "Sorry, dude, it was just so coo...AAAAAHHHH!!" (15 min. later...) "WHY WONT IT END?!" (2 hrs. later) "-censored- YOU GAMESHARK!!"
109. MM - Sent in by Anonymous. Place the bomb only the Goron people can use and stand next to it and wait.....
110. LoZ - Sent in by Joseph. At the begining of the game, DON'T GET ANY SWORD! Have a ruff, tuff, hard # of days and stuff!
111. OoT - Sent in by ShadowLore. As a kid, jump from the top of Death Mountain onto the trail and watch as big fiery rocks start aiming for Link's head and that spider you bothered comes to have a few words...
112. MM - Sent in by Nemesis II. There is a room in Stone Towers; it has a block you must move as well as a 'temple-flip' switch. Stand on top of that block and feel proud of your tallness. Now hit the switch. Splat. Laugh. Repeat.
113. MM - Sent in by Nemesis II. You could also just have Link step on the killer flowers in the Deku Temple and watch as he gets chewed into applesauce. The evil doesn't stop there either - nobody warned our poor hero about accidentally drinking the purple water...
114. MM - Sent in by The Other Link. Stone Towers is a giant torture device! Flip the Temple and have Link "slip" off an edge into all blue oblivion! Heheh, he fell up.
115. MM - Sent in by The Other Link. More Stone Towers goodness! Turn the Temple upside-down and be a Deku. Stand underneath a place where there's lava on the ceiling and play a game of 'one-player dodgeball'. (HINT: Don't dodge.)
116. TWW - Sent in by Nemesis II. The Poes! Get possesed by one and attempt to fight. Link looks like he took too many turns on the merry-go-round AND will likely run into something! It's simple and funny-looking to watch him get hurt. A-accidentally, of course.
117. TWW - Sent in by Nemesis II. This to my horror does no damage to Link - thankfully that means there's NO limit to how many times you can pull off the nasty trick! Plus it's more than just silly to see. Go to the icy island where you find the iron boots (a.k.a. 'awesome boots'). Make sure you have ALREADY GOTTEN the awesome boots. Run along all happy-like on the ice and then quickly switch to the opposite direction. ...The hero does a face-plant. It's like revenge for me, having suffered Canada's ice storm a while back. HAHAHA!!! He fell.
118. LA - Sent in by Silver. While strolling through Mabe Village, hit one of the dogs. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat...
119. MM - Sent in by The Other Link. In the castle-y place before Stone Towers (with that Igos skeleton-guy) there is a big chekerboard floor that falls down. Try having Link do a backflip onto it after it falls; IT BURNS!! All the way to the other side of the board if you aim it 'right'!!! Also fun to do as a Deku. I really don't like those puny coconut-guys, now do I?
120. FSA - Sent in by Jessica Gagnon. In the first level after you get the Flame Rod stand in some grass and press A. Burn Links Burn.
121. FSA - Sent in by Jessica Gagnon. When Shadow Link throws a Giant Bomb, go and stand near the bomb and slash it. Insant death and if you have force fairies you can do it again and again.
122. OoT - Sent in by Hayley from Sowerby. Ride Epona in the Lon Lon Ranch at daytime and go over to the cucoos and trample them. There should be one cuckoo that starts to screech and call the other cuckoos. Dismount Epona and watch as "Hello cucoos How are yo..ARGHHHHHH" Yes all the cuccoos fly and attack Link (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
123. AoL - Sent in by zelda master. Go to old Kasuto town without the Cross for a pleasant and PAINFUL walk.
124. TWW - Sent in by Tayra. Make friends with a Re-dead or a Stalfos. If you get fed up, don't ask me to kill it, I'm outta here.
125. TWW - Sent in by LinkJr. Anywere there is a large body of water, try to see how far you can swim before you drown.
126. TWW - Sent in by Faye. At Dragon Roost Island, throw a Bomb Flower at the rock that is up the ramp., but miss the rock and have the Bomb Flower bounce back at you and... "WHAAAAAAAAA! hahahahaha" (I've done this many times...and it's sort of funny...and makes me and my friends laugh...hahaha...)
127. TWW - Sent in by Faye. Have Link stand near a Boko Baba and don't do anything...yummy...*spits* hahaha. (Ok, this didn't happen to me, but it happened to my little sister... more then once. It was funny... yet shocking...)
128. TWW - Sent in by Faye. In the Forbidden Woods, go to 3F Room 6 and just wander around..."Tralalala...AHHHHHH!!!!" *Thorny Vines...hehehe... >.>*
129. TWW - Sent in by Faye. Go into a room with a Floor Master. Have Link just stand there... "Hey, who left that giant puddle of...wha!?" *Comes up and grabs Links* *Link in another room of a dungeon...* "Huh? Where am I?"
130. TWW - Sent in by Queenie Z. Get off of your boat in the middle of the ocean and try swimming to the nearest island. Then you'll learn why that annoying boat of yours is so valuble.
131. TWW - Sent in by Jessica Gagnon. Go to any Fairy Island and attempt to attack an electrical Chu-chu with your sword. What as Link gets electricuted. Muhuhahaha >:D
132. AoL - Sent in by theatrebrad . Fight that stupid guardian bird guy on the last level and use every magic spell before using "thunder." Oh wait - you don't have enough magic to bear him! Have fun dodging.
133. MM - Sent in by theatrebrad . I don't think this kills Link, but it's awfully fun to torture him - GORON LINK LOVES TO SWIM!
134. OoT - Sent in by Suki. Go to the Market place as an adult, while wearing your Iron Boots, your Zora Tunic, the Goron Knife, and equiping Nayru's Love. Now try to gather all the Re-dead in one spot and watch Link being eaten alive! After you run out of magic, try to slice them all up! YUM, Linked Re-dead salad!
135. OoT - Sent in by Caury . When your warp to the Desert Colossus as a kid or an adult. Go to the flags that lead out and just go straight until you see a block. If an adult, wear your Iron Boots or use the Long Shot and try to get to the place ahead. If a kid, get mauled and eaten by the jelly-looking green worms! Either way you won't be able to get back!
136. OoT - Sent in by Saria. In the Market place, you gather all the Re-dead, except you equip bombs. Throw them all around you to look like an atomic explosion that is happening in the Market! Then run around thowing bombs till you die!
137. MM - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Keep jumping off the cliff in Death Mountain near Goron City. I don't know for sure how much damage you take but I know that if you keep doing it over and over Link will die. Age does not matter.
138. MM - Sent in by chameleonLizard3. Just get hit by a Blue Bubble, and then run into a Gibdo.
139. TWW - Sent in by Tay. Go up to one of the Deku Babas at the Forest Haven and just stand there. It'll either tackle you or try to eat you.
140. MM - Sent in by Crazygurl. The setting is the swamp. The nice purple waters beckon you. Watch in fascination as Link chokes and gurgles on the nice. . . grape juice? And hope that the monkeys don't save you.
141. MM - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Get Zora Link stuck under a seesaw in Great Bay Temple. Chuchus will attack and there will be no way out. FEEL THE PAIN AND MISERY!!!
142. OoT - Sent in by Phantom Gannon. The Kakariko Chicken Well of Death. Throw a chicken in the Kakariko Village well when it is dry. Join the chicken and do what you like to tick off the chicken (hit it, bomb it, etc), then watch as angry chickens fill the well and beat your body to a bloody pulp!
143. FSA - Sent in by Jonathan. When escaping from the Tower of Winds don't wait for Zelda, go ahead of her and let her die. (This will also cause you to die after she dies.)"Out of my way Zelda, I must escape." * Zelda dies * Links dies.
144. LoZ - Sent in by TempleGuardian. When you meet the old man in any of the dungeons, hit him with your sword to have him shoot fire at you. Wait until dead.
145. OoT - Sent in by Tay. At the end of the Shadow Temple in the boss room (Bongo Bongo's room) jump off the drum and you'll start to lose hearts when you hit the ground.
146. OoT - Sent in by ghost of Link. Wait until the moon comes down and watch Link BURN DOWN!!! MWA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
147. OoT - Sent in by Soul Dragon. When you're fighting against the King Dodongo, put a bomb in his mouth and slash him with your sword a few times. Now instead of running away from his roll just stand right in the path of him rolling. Or you can just wait until he uses his flame breath and stay still. BURN!
148. OoT - Sent in by Soul Dragon. When fighting Barinade in Jabu-Jabu's Belly, keep fighting him until you defeat the jellyfish that spin around him. Then just sit back, and relax as Barinade zaps Link repeatedly.
149. MM - Sent in by Kelvin Lai. Equip the bomb mask, jump off the top of the Stone Tower, and let off a blast before you hit the ground. That would leave a mark.
150. MM - Sent in by Kelvin Lai. Before after defeating a boss, get yourself down to one-quarter of a heart. Blow a bomb so that it makes Link fly into the portal that leads him out. After the cut scene, Pain, Hurt, Sorrow!!
151. LttP - Sent in by Kelvin Lai. Don't get the blue armor or red armor. Show everyone green is your favorite color!
152. MM - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Keep hitting the chicken in the Romani Ranch barn. Watch and die if you're dumb enough to just stand there: otherwise learn.
153. OoT - Sent in by Darkness. In Dampe's Grave as Adult Link, find a fireball near an edge, then walk awy from the edge into the fire. Watch link scream in agony from the flames, then watch as he falls over the edge to his doom, screaming. "Ooh.... pretty light.... it's so pret- AAAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHH!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-uuuuuuuuuuurr~rrrrrnnnss!!!!!" *Falls down the edge to his doom, voice echoing, then fading* Repeat the process until hearts run out. (More fun with bottled fairies.)
154. FSA - Sent in by Jairus. Fight all the Knights on the bridge with only a sword.
155. MM - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. In Great Bay Temple, go under a seesaw. You'll get stuck and ChuChus will attack. Adios to you, Link! (PS: You MUST be a zora.)
156. OoT - Sent in by Rebecca(Secretly Zelda). Pain for money. As Young Link, go to the drawbridge leading to Hyrule Castle Market. Walk up the chain to your right and turn 90 degrees. Now jump off. You'll get a 20 rupees, but lose a heart. Wheeeee!
157. TMC - Sent in by huh?. When you are small, walk up to to one of those evil animals who will kill you if you go near them. "Hello Mr. Kitty... why are you looking at me like tha... AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH. >;>
158. FSA - Sent in by Sinister. On Death Mountain Trail after the sworm of electric green things, grab one of the other Links and leap off the cliff from the Gameboy screen to the Game Cube screen. If done correctly the Link you grabed will spend the rest of eternity screaming.
159. OoT - Sent in by NintendoManiaMan. Repeatedly roll into the walls!
160. MM - Sent in by Sakura. Without the Stone Mask and Epona, start heading towards Ikana Canyon to play with all the little mice. KABOOM! This works if you try to attract the attention of ALL the Real Bombchus. And the fun goes on, because they keep coming back... KABOOM!
161. FSA - Sent in by Jinkondorf. Any place where Shadow Link is equipped with the hammer, GET NEAR HIM!!! OUCH! They are definitely goin' ta feel that in the morning!
162. FSA - Sent in by Jinkondorf. Also the "let Zelda die" torture on that same game also works on Malon! That's what you get for delivering a cow to my house! (Refer to OoT obstacle course for details on the cow.)
163. TMC - Sent in by Chaotic. In the Royal Valley, find a Ginny, or those cyclop ghosts, (don't try to escape) and you shall fall into a LICKING death!!!!!!!!
164. MM - Sent in by Sakura. After you return to your 'normal' form, the Happy Mask Salesman starts going into a spaz attack because you haven't returned Majora's Mask to him. Once he picks you up and strangles and shakes you continously... just take out your controller and watch as the Happy Mask Salesman shakes you forgever! BWHAHAHAHAHA!! Only, it doesn't hurt you at all...
165. TWW - Sent in by Sakura. When you got to OutSet Island (it HAS to be after you've beaten the Temple of Gods and did all the important crud and have the power braclets ) go to the pig pen and attack it with waterever you want until the pig gets ticked. Then just stand, 'Well hi big piggy!Who da piggywiggie?! you da wittle piggy tiggy friggie miggie pig!Wait no..no..STAMPED!!!!' It takes three hearts away.
166. TMC - Sent in by Adept of Lunord. Once the ghost leaves the path of flowers into the Cucco Lady's house, become tiny and go in! "Hi you cute littte chicks! AAAAAA! HELP! DON'T ME! "
167. OoT - Sent in by Dark-LinkX. In today's cooking class I will show you how to make Link Stew: Step 1: Tenderise the Link-meat by standing inbetween the two spike walls you find deep within the Shadow Temple. Step 2: Warm up the food at approximatly 3,000 degrees or just jump into a volcano. Step 3: Toss everything and a bomb into the soup bowl you find at Gerudo Fortress. Voila! Perfect Link Stew.
168. TWW - Sent in by Jinkondorf. Get up to the highest platform in Forest Haven. Get a bomb ready, and jump off when it's flashing violently. The bomb will explode while Link is falling, and he'll perform a graceful belly flop onto the ground!!!! >D
169. OoT - Sent in by Zelda master. Go to Gerudo Valley as Adult Link and dive off the bridge and then crack Link's head next to the cow thing.
170. OoT - Sent in by Dark-linkX. In today's class we will disect a Link. First there is the Shadow Temple. Let the scythe go up let it go down again..... Nearly-Headless Link...
171. TMC - Sent in by zeldafan. When Vaati is fighting you at his third form, don't do anything. "Hello Vaati! AGHHHHHHHHH!!"
172. TMC - Sent in by zeldafan. Fight Vaati without a sword.
173. TWW - Sent in by Zelda_freak. *MINOR SPOILER* In the final boss fight get right up against the walls of water coming down and wait for "the boss" to attack you. Watch as Link gets bounced between the two!
174. TMC - Sent in by Red Firey. When in the final room before facing Vaati, stall for a looooooong time until the bell rings for the third time. Congrats! You let Zelda kick the bucket and led the world to ruin! Yay, ruin!!
175. MM - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Go to the Dampe's stone on Day 3. Let the Big Poe touch you until you have only a quarter of your last heart, then go to the house with the Gibdos. Let one get you and Link will die in a millisecond. Okay, maybe more than that.
176. TMC - Sent in by devastator. Head down to Castor Wilds and attempt to measure how quick the quicksand is.
177. TMC - Sent in by devastator. Go to the Temple of Droplets and skate in a straight line until you fall, and fall, and fall, and fall.
178. TMC - Sent in by devastator. Attempt to teach Link how to swim through trial and error.
179. LttP - Sent in by Grey Siren. Before you get the Master Sword, go to that seal thing on the second floor of Hyrule Castle that leads to Agahnim and walk into it. A lot. "Ow. Ow. Ow."
180. OoT - Sent in by Grey Siren. As a kid, go to that Mask Stage. Put on a mask they don't like and watch them maul you with nuts!
181. OoT - Sent in by supp. Wear the Blast Mask, and go to the little platform with the heart on it (jutting out of the Clock Tower). Jump off,and detonate your mask. See how far you can make Link fly before hitting the ground!
182. TWW - Sent in by supp. Swim out into the ocean (any where) and don't touch the controller. Link will eventually drown.
183. TWW - Sent in by Strain. Don't reflect the Light Arrows when Zelda tells you to. Yes - it burns. But only with the fire of righteousness!
184. TWW - Sent in by Draik. In Dragon Roost Cavern, in the boss room, latch onto Valoo's tail with the Grappling Hook, now press the R button and stop swinging. Watch as Gohma burns Link to a crisp! Would you like fries with that?
185. TWW - Sent in by martin foy. Stay still on an Island that has boats that shoots bombs at Link. Then watch Link get blown to pieces!
186. TWW - Sent in by martin foy. On Fire Mountain before you get the bracelets, let Link stay for too long. Bingo! Who wants roast Link for tea?
187. TWW - Sent in by Adept of Lunord. While strolling in Kakariko Village, make a Cucco mad. Then, attempt to hide in the well. When that doesn't work, try to climb out! If you are killed while climbing the ladder, you fall then fall into the wall! There's light blue and a whole lotta water under Hyrule...
188. TMC - Sent in by Linkdude11. On Mt. Crenel, find one of those spiky rocks you can suck up with the Gust Jar, and continue running into it. You think Link would learn not to touch them by now...
189. MM - Sent in by martin foy. In Ikana Canyon, get killed by Flat's curse. Poor Link will be joining the dead! Too bad we don't get to see... ah well.
190. TMC - Sent in by Linkdude11. Make friends with a cat while you're Minish size.
191. LoZ - Sent in by martin foy. Let Link get killed by Blue Wizzrobes. Ouch, that's gotta hurt!
192. OoT - Sent in by supp. Run around as Aduld Link, holding a bomb. AHHHH!! BOOM!!
193. MM - Sent in by Cody. Go to the Gerudos Fortress. In one of the aquariums there is a big fish surrounded by little fish. As Zora Link, jump in the aquarium. "I like swimming with fish. What are you fish doing?... .Wait I taste.....ba....... aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh."
194. TWW - Sent in by Emma. In the final battle during the third stage, don't raise your shield.
195. TMC - Sent in by martin foy. In the Cave of Flames, attempt to teach Link how to swim in the lava. Teacher, why is the water so hot? Wait, this isn't water! AHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
196. TWW - Sent in by peteyboo. Fight Molgera (the worm boss) with the Iron Boots equipped. Try to escape his flying attack.
197. TWW - Sent in by hmph.... Go to the Angular isles (or anywhere with big piles of blocks) and half pull one out so there's one balanced on top, and a gap large enough for Link to fit in, and push the lower block, allowing the upper one to fall... teehee
198. OoT - Sent in by Termina Recca Overdrive. Me and my sister were having trouble with the first Ganon fight, so here`s our torture: Sami-li: "AUUGH! THE CREEP WONT DIE!" Termina: *Whispers something into Sami`s ear* Sami-li: "Okay!" *Makes Link walk up to Ganon. Stays there.* As Link: "Hiya Ganon! May I suggest weight watchers?" Needless to say, we died again, but did it again and beat the game. o.O?
199. MM - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Do the alien thing with a fourth of your last heart left. Run to an alien. "Hi, Mr. Alien." "Give me a hug!" "Sure thing!" "I didn't murder him!"
200. TWW - Sent in by cody lee jackson. Sadly this does not hurt Link but it is fun to watch :(. On the first boss get him down on the last hit and do a jump attack near the pool of lava. If you're close enough and it kills him, Link will be jumping across the lava while the boss dies. "Die you giant scorpian... my butt... oooowwww."
201. OoT - Sent in by LightDemonCodeH. Go into Great Deku Tree. The last pit before you go into the boss room. Now find out where the ground is at the bottom. Burn the spider web. Now position above the ground below, run and jump, and then attack the wall, you go flying the other way! You hit the ground then the water instantaneously. Funny looking when you die like that.
202. TMC - Sent in by martin foy. In the Temple of Droplets, when you are facing the Big Octorok, stand still and let Link get hit by one of the rocks he shoots. Link: "Hi Big Octorok! What are youuuuuuuu!" Smack! Crush! SPLAT!
203. TWW - Sent in by Jinkondorf. In the final battle walk up to Ganondorf. "Hi Ganny!" *slash HACK* "GAAAHHHHOOOWWW!!! At least he's not squishing me with his large butt."
204. OoT - Sent in by Chaotic_Seraphi. Throw all the cuccos in the well, then use Din's Fire. Interesting water under Hyrule...
205. TWW - Sent in by Frobisher. Go to Hyrule castle, through the portal at the Tower of the Gods. Once there, walk into one of the two waterfalls on either side of the castle doors. Altough Link will not get hurt, he will emit a variety of amusing screams.
206. TWW - Sent in by moo. When you're not fighting him, repeatedly slash Orca (that'll teach ya not to anger an old grumpy swordsman...).
207. FSA - Sent in by anonymous. Unfortunately this does not hurt Link (at least I think) but go into the long formation and with Fire Rods send a long stream of fire to the left and walk in that direction. He will soon be burned.
208. LttP - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. If a guard sees you, just stand there with your back to him.
209. OoT - Sent in by twilight king. In the Forest Temple, after the bendy corridors, go to one of the rooms on the ledge where the Floormaster is. Slash him once and watch its miniature clones feed upon your Hylian flesh.
210. TMC - Sent in by Jonathan. In the Temple of Droplets, fight the mini-boss (Giant Blue Chu-chu) and let it jump on you with the eletricty up. "Hiya big blue Chu-chu, what arer you doing? Wait..... guaaaahhh!!!!!! *squish* "OOOOOOOWWWWW! The pain!"
211. OoA - Sent in by Sarah. Go to a screen with a hole. Fall in it untill Link's dead.
212. OoT - Sent in by ChibiZelda. Go into the well and "forget" to use your sword!
213. AoL - Sent in by Helen Sonsoles. Go into the area past the "RIVER DEVIL" without leveling up, and just stand there. You will DIE!
214. TMC - Sent in by RaNdoM. While up on the clouds or in the Palace of Winds, jump down! ...That's a long way down...
215. TMC - Sent in by Shawn. At the last Temple, the one in the sky (Palace of Winds), you know those fans that will push you off if you don't use Roc's Cape? Well just stand there and when you're about to fall off, use Roc's Cape and when you think you're almost there, you'll fall down. "Yes, almost there, Nooooooooo, at least I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO."
216. TWW - Sent in by Jonathan. Like Fire Mountain, go to Ice Ring Isle, shoot a Fire Arrow, get on the island, and wait. When the Ice starts blowing, you'll freeze like you've been hit by an Ice Arrow. Now you know what it is like to get hit by ice. Burrrrrrrrr. It's freezing cold. Get me a fire ar *frozen in ice* *thinking* help me Zelda. Help me get my Granny.
217. TMC - Sent in by ezlo. Hop into a Like Like and let them suck away!!
218. OoT - Sent in by Ezlo. Call Epona and set a bomb beside her. Jump on the horse by the time it blows up. You should have no hearts left. If you get off you will die. If you save you will die at the Temple of Time!!
219. OoT - Sent in by wolfshoott. In the Deku Tree where there is this big pool with the spiked log and the platform, just have Link stand in the middle of the platform. "Hi, Mister Log - aaaahhhhhh!! waaaaaaaah!! splat!"
220. MM - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Wear the Blast Mask and keep blowing yourself up.
221. TWW - Sent in by Zelda-Freek. Everybody knows this, but if you attack a pig many times, it will turn red and attack. If, however, you have fairies in your bottles, then you get attacked all over and over again until there are no more fairies. I do this all the time. It's pretty funny! Heh heh.
222. OoT - Sent in by WildMoon. Go to Dodongo's Cavern and into the room with the bomb flowers that will blow up and make the stairs fall down. Pick up the missing bomb flower and put it between two bomb flowers BUT NOT ON THE EMPTY SPACE and stand there between two bomb flowers (on the side that will detonate). Watch Link be caught in a huge explosion! But be sure that you do not put the bomb flower onto the empty space or else all the flowers will detonate cauing a cut-scene where Link disappears.
223. TWW - Sent in by WildMoon. Get onto Beedle's ship and start blowing yourself up with bombs until one more bomb will kill you and notice how every bomb that blows up on Beedle's ship makes the ship stop and it starts smoking like it actually damaged the ship. Then when you set the killing bomb (the bomb that'll kill you) it will look like smoke is coming out of the smoldering remains of your body! Also if you run out of bombs while doing this you can always go and buy bombs a few steps away.
224. OoT - Sent in by WildMoon. Attempt to kill a sawrm of monsters with the camera facing Link's face. Watch Link attempt to slash at a monster only to cut the air and be swarmed by monsters! Link: "Somebody please make the controller-person stop and let somebody else plaaaaaauuuuuggggghhhhhhhh!!!"
225. OoT - Sent in by dragoon731. As a child, drain the water and go to the Bottom of the Well. In the room with the five Silver Rupees walk in the "pretty green water" *cough* poisonous waste *cough*.
226. LoZ - Sent in by Mike. Go to an area where there are grave stones and awaken all of them and let Link just stand and allow his "friends" to roam free within the area.
227. TWW - Sent in by Dancingredead1. The island where you get the Iron Boots (you must have not gotten them) - Ice Ring Isle - get on the island and freeze Link! Keep on doing this 'till he's dead!!
228. OoA - Sent in by Mike. In the future, go to the house/hut on Crescent Island that's just above the bottom-right corner of the map. Attack the two fully-grown Cuccos that're there and move around them so that they're both stuck in a corner. Use your Cane of Somaria to create a block above them. Now, you move to the opposite corner of the room and enjoy the torture! For an added bonus, see how long you can try to dodge the evil swarm of Cuccos flying at you!
229. TWW - Sent in by Athelin. Go into the Forest Haven, then jump into the first bokobaba launcher things. Get all the way to the top, and MISS!! >=) WEEEEE! WEEEE! WEE-AAAAAAAAHH!! THUD!! >=) >=)
230. TMC - Sent in by martin foy. When you are fighting Vaati in his final form make four Links with the Four Sword and stay there, only making the real Link move. If one of Vaati's energy balls hit one of the fake Links, you will see the real Link get zapped. Bzzzzzz! Link: "OUCH! OUCH!"
231. OoS - Sent in by energy ring. In Malon's house, attack the cuccos until more cuccos fly in to damage you. Use the slingshot to hit all of the cuccos. Attack the Giant Cucco until it harms you. Either try to kill the Giant Cucco or watch Link get trampled by a Giant Cucco.
232. TWW - Sent in by Professor Tolkien. Approach one of the areas where you encounter a Giant Octo. Instead of killing it, let it suck you into the vortex. Rinse and repeat as desired.
233. OoT - Sent in by Athelin. Get your health really low (1 and a half hearts), then go to the Shadow Temple, and find the large patch of Bomb Flowers. Slash your sword!! SWIPE... BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!! Game over!
234. TMC - Sent in by Kathryne Vance. Just stand around when Giant Chuchu is slithering around.
235. OoA - Sent in by superfiercelink. Try to swim in dark water without the mermaids suit. "I'm going to swim to that cresent island." *wade wade swim swim gurgle gurgle drown*.
236. MM - Sent in by Phsycho Link. On the walkway to Snowhead, run and get blown to the ground far below.
237. MM - Sent in by Phsycho Link. On the walkway to Snowhead, take out the giant Goron. Now, you'll be racked with guilt. Now, just roll up the path to the entrance and don't stop rolling. "Rollin' rollin' rollin', spikey Goron rollin' you'll go to join the dead".
238. OoT - Sent in by Zelda maniac. As a kid in Dodongo Cavaern, sit right next to a Beamos, and let Link sit there. Watch as Link gets zapped over and over again!
239. TWW - Sent in by Brandon Twombly. Duing the final fight against Ganondorf, attack Zelda. She will then start shooting you with Light Arrows. Repeat until your ally kills you. "Hey Zelda, you know I was only kidding right...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
240. OoT MQ - Sent in by Franklin. In the Spirit Temple, as an Adult charge into the Water Barrier in the entrance room, and begin slashing. If done right you will hit the top of the the Barrier stick your head through the ceiling, and drown losing one heart to get back to the entrance.
241. OoT - Sent in by Steiner Bucket. In the cursed Skulltula house, use a Deku Nut on the guy in the center of the room and while he's swaying hit him in the back with your sword. He will be stunned and let out an ear-shatterring scream. When he's unstunned, walk up to him again to face his REVENGE! Continue this as you please, or use it on the other occupants of the house. Why free them of the curse, when you can allow them to kill you instead?
242. OoT - Sent in by the_one_link. Go into the Ice Cavern where there is that spinning sharp blade of doom thing. Sit right next to it, and just sit there and enjoy the cold!
243. OoT - Sent in by Pikkle. Try to beat Ganon with Iron Boots on. Don't use Light Arrows. Use the disturbing roll-between-his-legs method only (That's probably not his tail...ew.). It is possible to beat him, though, so thats a..."downside," I guess.
244. OoT - Sent in by SpazedCucco. Play as an adult. Remember those giant guards (Moblins) guarding the path to the Forest Temple? Just stand in front of them and wave as they attack! They will spear you and ram you into the wall! Link: "Hi guys! Nice weather we're hav- AAAHHHH! My stomach lining!" :3
245. FSA - Sent in by SpazedCucco. Choose "Kakariko Village" from the select screen. Many methods of death here... +) Let the Chain Chomps feed on your flesh (Blue is crunchy!). +) Ram the Links into the spikes when you swim down the waterfall. +) (My personal fave) Throw your friends into the pen where you keep the theives. Works best if all the drunk theives are in the cage!
246. OoT - Sent in by Maureen. At Lon Lon Ranch at night kill the birds until the giant bird comes and watch as the bird slowly kills Link.
247. OoT - Sent in by Hero of Wolves. In the Fire Temple, Link heads for the room with the large column of fire that erupts from the hole. After recieving his brand new red tunic Link is eager to see if it works. . .(huge flamming sound) "AHHHHHHH!". Oh, dear... Due to his misunderstanding of the tunic's ability it seems Link just cooked himself alive. Unfortunately, not only was the tunic not fire proof, Link completly forgot about the huge 50 ton stone block he placed earlier. "I'm okay. . ." (SQUISH!) OHH MY-! Now that just really disgusting!
248. OoT - Sent in by metroid23. Link will prevent himself from singing the Sun's Song so the Re-Dead get him!
249. OoS - Sent in by metroid23. Get stuck in the house in Sunken City after setting fire to the exploding bombs and Link will die! Yo.
250. TWW - Sent in by Hero of Wolves. Outside of Dragon Roost Cavern, climb about half way up that ladder and let the spewing fire hit you. If you're a little higher from where that burnt part of the ladder is, your burning corpse will fall all the way down the mountain at high speed!
251. LttP - Sent in by Gilzus. Get the Pegasus Boots... choose a place whith a wall or something... be sure there's a hole behind you... then run to the wall, hit it and make a big jump to death! =D Bye
252. TWW - Sent in by Lil' Wind Kokiri. In the room with that spinning fan as a floor, use the Deku Leaf to blow up (not explosion) really high. Then when the fan stops, put the leaf away and fall about four stories into a fan! Bye Bye Link!
253. TWW - Sent in by Penguin dude. Go as high on Dragon Roost Island as you can, and give Link a crash coarse in "flying" by jumping on to the sharp rocks far, far below.
254. OoT - Sent in by Skinny Ganon. As Kid Link go anywhere in Dodongo's Cavern with a lot of Fire Keese. Try to light your Deku Sticks with the Keese's fire. "Hey batty, can I borrow your flame? Oh, cra-*poof*" (Link is then turned to ash.)
255. MM - Sent in by Penguin dude. Before you beat all four temples, or at least the first one, play the Oath to Order and watch as the people's spirits crumble as they see their idols thrown on the ground and Link smashed under 50,000 tons of rock.
256. MM - Sent in by Penguin dude. Go to the place in Great Bay where all the Sea Snakes are located. Become a Zora and just stay there. "You can't catch m-"
257. TWW - Sent in by Penguin dude. Be on Outset Island and have a Tingle Tuner and make your friend go to the pig pen. Set a bomb before he gets there and the pig will charge him. Just depends on how stupid your friend is.
258. TWW - Sent in by M.A.L.. In Ganon's Tower, right after you defeat Puppet Ganon and get all the way to the top of the chandellier thingy, instead of hookshot-ing to the final battle, just jump so that you fall to the ground below. (I find it disappointing that the fall lasts as long as normal falls and doesn't make the rumble feature go nuts, considering that you've just fallen about five or so stories.)
259. MM - Sent in by miforever. Walk into the haunted spring near Stone Towers and wait for the Composer Brother, Sharp to appear. Don't play the Song of Storms and watch as Link loses his life to his very own death song, specially composed for him!
260. TWW - Sent in by miforever. Go for a swim next to Fire Mountain while it's still spewing lava. Mmm... poached Link!
261. MM - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the fight with Majora's Wrath, have it throw you into a wall, and before that, try to have one of those spiny thingies that explode under you, but this is pretty hard. But if this game had blood, this would be perfect for it, because it's like falling into a mini-fan.
262. MM - Sent in by Penguin dude. Go to Pentacle Rock and go all the way down and go into the hole in there. Then turn into normal Link and try to swim to the top. Watch as his corpse goes lower and lower in the hole as he drowns. Also looks cooler at midnight.
263. TWW - Sent in by Penguin dude. Go on any bridge and do the Hurricane Spin attack to split all the ropes. Then walk across (works best in the first dungeon where you're outside and you fall into the sharp rocks).
264. TP - Sent in by Rabid Wolfos. Get to the Zora's Domain (before you thaw it out) and climb all the way up the frozen waterfall. Then jump down! Poor Link, someone should tell him that wolves can't fly ;)
265. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Goron Mines, jump in the lava anywhere. I'm not sure if this has been done, but it looks really painful now that he sinks and you can see his hand going down last, as if he's hoping someone will save him.
266. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you fight that guy on the bridges, just charge him. He knocks you and your horse off on the 1st one and just you on the 2nd.
267. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you wrestle the Goron Elder, don't where the Iron Boots. He punches you good!
268. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Wear the Zora Armor and get shot by those guys with the Fire Arrows. You take 2 1/2 hearts now per hit!
269. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you're on the castle roof, jump off. You don't even get to see him hit the bottom. Works well the 2nd time you're there to talk to Zelda and there's the windy bridge.
270. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you're a wolf the 1st time, go in the village where there's the guy with the sword and walk up to him. He whacks you.
271. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When fighting Morpheel, make sure one of its tentacles is near you. Then take its eye out. Before you can whack it, it grabs you and eats you, then spits you out. 1 heart damage.
272. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Against Fyrus, jump into his fire wall attack. 1 heart damage.
273. TP - Sent in by Linkdeath. After you get the wolf ability go back to the ranch in Ordon Village, transform into the wolf, and chase around a few goats. "Hi, mister goat. Don't you remember me? I'm just your affable hero L-UUUUUGGGGHHHHH!" IM-PALED!!!
274. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you fight the bone-dragon-thingy boss, destroy his body the normal way, then go up the side and dodge his moves. Then when he changes his head's angle, so you can't dodge, wait for his fireball to start charging and jump right as he fires. You don't hit him and you whack the floor from way above.
275. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the bar in the big town, when you have to see Zelda, go in the bar and get caught. They throw you out. This doesn't cause any damage, but it would still hurt getting chucked on a stone floor.
276. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When Death Mountain is still active, stand in a spot that gets rained on with rocks.
277. OoT - Sent in by the real link. As a kid, go to Kakariko and bomb the middle of the town until a hole appears. Jump in and try to tango with the Re-deads.
278. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you race the big Yehti, ram him, land on top of him, get runover by him, any of these knock you back, but for some reason, this doesn't hurt you.
279. OoT - Sent in by Requiem. Place a bomb near a Gossip Stone and stand near it when it starts to flash.
280. MM - Sent in by Xhrics. Just don't fight a close bad guy.
281. TP - Sent in by Lil' Wind Kokiri. In the Sacred Grove, during that puzzle when you have to guide those two statue things to where they started, jump in front of them in a way that they squish you. Surprisingly, this causes NO damage.
282. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the 2nd part of the final fight, in the 2nd part of that, when it charges you, just stay there and it throws you. Too bad there aren't any pillars left.
283. MM - Sent in by GaaraoftheDesertWaterfall. Talk to the Sea Serpents. They dont bite! At least I dont think they do.
284. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When fighting Argorak (dragon boss) take out his armor, and when he tries to shoot you with fire, wear the Zora armor. You take 10 hearts of damage! Most damage yet!!!
285. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Temple of Time, find the statue that has the hammer. Get in front of it and control it. Then, wave the rod and if you do it right, it whacks you on the head with the hammer.
286. TP - Sent in by HenrikHJ. In the Temple of Light in the middle room on the 3rd floor, is there a wall of electricity. run into it, walk into it, hit anyway you want to see link get fried. 1/2 heart of damage.
287. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you're on the bridge, with the oil, climb on the side, but don't jump. The smoke kills you!
288. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. At the end of the Fire Temple, after you get the bow, go through the door so you're at the BIG central room. You can jump on the side of the thing that lets you walk on cielings. You can climb the side of it, but you always fall into lava because it jolts to a stop and this knocks you off.
289. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When Zora's Domain is still froven, if you climb the waterfall really fast, a big icicle might fall and stab you in the gut. Why doesn't this cause any blood to come out?!
290. MM - Sent in by Kasper. Try teaching Deku Link how to jump on the water MORE than five times (he might eventually drown).
291. MM - Sent in by Kasper. Teach Goron Link or Zora Link how to swim... in the Southern Swamp while the water is poisoned. Who said Zoras were immune to water?
292. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When fighting the boar riders, get run over by them. Works best at the river cliff so you take more damage.
293. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When fighting Zant, when he's huge, let him step on you.
294. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Get stung by the bees in Ordon by shooting the nest with the Clawshot.
295. TP - Sent in by Dark Hawk. Go into the Cave of Ordeals, with 4 Bottles filled with water and no arrows. Do not pick up any Chu Jelly. Have fun trying to beat it :P
296. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Forest Temple, at the boss, go and get bit by one of the heads.
297. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Forest Temple, find one of the bomb bugs and pick it up. Just don't let go.
298. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Forest Temple, after killing the boss, and getting the Zora Armor and Clawshot, swim down in the water where the boss was. For some reason, there's no bottom and Link dies.
299. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Forest Temple, jump in the boss water before you kill it. It's just like the poisoned water in Majora's Mask.
300. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Temple of Time, against Armagohma, have one of the statues hit Link. The really big ones. (Also thanks to Lil' Wind Kokiri for submitting the same Torture Item!)
301. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Temple of Time, against Armagohma, get shot by its fire beams.
302. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Temple of Time, jump into an electric barrier. All that metal must make it hurt more.
303. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Agaist Fyrus, break Link's face by getting whacked with one of his chains.
304. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Whenever there's a block that you pull open so you can get to a door, open it, but just stand in front of the path so the wall is coming at you and Link is smashed.
305. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the Arbiter's Grounds, move a chandelier up, and wait for it to come down on Link's head. Just don't stand in the middle.
306. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Against Blizzeta, let one of those icicles fall on Link's head.
307. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When fighting Morpheel, start the fight, but then change to the Green Armor. And keep the Iron Boots on.
308. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you're the wolf for the first time, go to the village and let that guy with the hawk see you. Now just stay there.
309. TWW - Sent in by Stephanie. Strap on the Iron boots and try to make Link go swimming. (The best way to do this is to hang off of a cliff and make Link let go, as the boots are too heavy for Link to take a nose dive off of anything.)
310. OoA - Sent in by Stephanie. During the battle with the boss of the second dungeon, go out of your way NOT to avoid his blue face's fireballs. Depending on which attack pattern he's using, you can get hit up to ten times in a row! Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
311. OoS - Sent in by Stephanie. Get between those blue roller things and the wall. LINK PANCAKE!
312. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Let a red plant bite you. You can also hang from a cieling doing this in the Cave of Ordeals.
313. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. I'm not sure if this disappears after the Twilight goes away, but in the Faron Forest, when you're jumping in the trees, there's a spot where there's a lot of plants that bite you, and after that, there's a tree trunk hanging by a rope swinging from side to side. When it's about to go in the middle of it's path, jump! Too bad you don't end up in the poison fog.
314. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When you turn back to a human in the Faron Forest, there's a birdie selling Red Potions and Lanturn Oil. It will call you a thief if you get toO close and start pecking you to death. (More info from MagicFox: Actually, it's there the first time you enter this part of the woods. If you take any of the products beyond the fence without paying the bird, the next time you enter the fence, it will act as suggested here.)
315. TWW - Sent in by Garin. LOL, get a radio close by and put some annoying music on it, then go somewhere in the game where there's Re-deads and watch them "lull" Link into paralysis with the Barney (or whatever you choose) music that looks like it comes from their mouths!
316. OoT - Sent in by The Dark Hunter. In the Fire Temple go up to the very top, and drop down the big hole that leads to the very bottom of the Temple, and ooh... Link gets squashed and burnt to a crisp at the same time :P , mmm... tasty broken legs...
317. LttP - Sent in by Bboy94. Go to the bridge on Death Mountain in the Dark World and warp. Before you can warp back you will fall into a bottomless pit, over and over and over...
318. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. You know how in the biggest part of the Faron Forest there's that purple fog? Well, go in the middle with the lamp, and then put it away. Now watch as it slowly creeps in. Just don't pull it back out or warp away.
319. TP - Sent in by kathrynevancelovesdarriuswadowitz. Let the Gerudo Guard spin-slash you.
320. TP - Sent in by Gamer97. When the monkeys make one big rope to the boss door in the Forest Temple, jump on it. But, see what happens if you jump too early. Bye, bye.
321. TWW - Sent in by Bluemail. Go to the cliff in the Dragon Roost Island where Komali stands after the Earth Temple. Change the direction of the wind to the sea and start flying with Deku Leaf. After you drop, try swimming back... Best with the longest Magic Bar!
322. TWW - Sent in by daniel. When a Redead comes Link's way DO NOT PRESS ANY BUTTONS and... Link will be dead without a brain.
323. TWW - Sent in by JrP. Turn the Tingle Tuner on. Go to Tingle Island and show Tingle just how much your sword loves his Golden Tingle Statues.
324. TP - Sent in by WhyMustYouKillLink?. In Snowpeak Ruins, place the cannon ball and bomb into the cannon. Run in front. Ouch.
325. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude Rebirth. When fighting Ganon on horseback, jump off and stand right in the path of his horse.
326. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude Rebirth. When fighting Zant during the Goron Mines part, slide off the edge when he tips the platform.
327. LttP - Sent in by OUCH!. Go give Ganon a hug! "I love you, Ganon!"
328. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. Drink a purple Chu. There's lots in the Cave of Ordeals.
329. TP - Sent in by Tri-Edge. In the field north of Kakariko, run from the boars. Now, run to the edge of the cliffs, and just stand there, waiting for the boars to get you.
330. TP - Sent in by Tri-Edge. In the second stage of Morpheel, swim for its mouth. It will suck you up and spit you back out.
331. TP - Sent in by Tri-Edge. In the Temple of Time, when you have the statue, stand right in front of it, and have it smash your head in with its hammer.
332. OoT - Sent in by Nazul. In the Fire Temple, go all the way to the 6th floor in the room where you get the Megaton Hammer. Get on the top of the slope, where the chest is. Equip the Iron Boots, then jump down into the big hole that is in the room's center. Watch and laugh as Link falls all the way down the circular rooms and takes the ultimate damage as he falls into the big room on 1f! Link fell 5 floors! "Hello, Mr. Big hole, oh noes!!! AAHHHHHHH!!! *burn*"
333. TP - Sent in by Poli. Swim to the middle of lake Hylia and equip yor iron boots. Don`t equip Zora`s armour! Unequip the boots when you reach the bottom. Well, Link almost reached the surface.
334. OoT - Sent in by Super Smash Bros. Fanatic. Indiana Jones is your role model! Go to Death Mountain and do what he does...run from giant boulders(works best with Indiana Joens theme song)!
335. OoT - Sent in by billy. While in the Deku Tree go to the spot were the Skulltulas are. Run to a ledge and get hit by a Skulltula. Watch as Link falls into the web at the bottom. This is a funny and effective way to break the web.
336. OoT - Sent in by Eiyoko. Go through the Water Temple without using the Zora Tunic.
337. TP - Sent in by Eiyoko. Go through the Lakebed Temple without using the Zora Tunic.
338. TP - Sent in by Eiyoko. In the Forest Temple, there's a multi-story room with monsters here and there that must be defeated by feeding them bombs from above. If you jump across a ledge with one underneath you, they'll chomp away at you for a moment or two.
339. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When fighting the Dark Beast, when it's charging you, charge it with wolfie!
340. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. When fighting Ganon in his final stage, do a clash thing, but don't press A. You get thrown back, he slashes you.
341. TP - Sent in by Katie. On horseback, get thrown off by enimies and do nothing as they beat Link to death >:D
342. TP - Sent in by Stephanie. Attempt to bounce back Zelda's energy balls during the final battle with the Ordon Sword. BRZZZZZZZZZZT! (This actually happened to me by accident. At first I just thought my timing was terrible, but then I thought "Heeeey, Link's sword looks wrong..." and sure enough...)
343. TP - Sent in by Stephanie. In the Forest Temple, attempt to jump over a gap that has a Deku Like at the bottom of it. Link becomes PLANT FOOD!!...even though he jumps a good 15 feet above these things. The logic of this baffles me...
344. TP - Sent in by Stephanie. Sample some of Coro's soup. Can you say "food poisoning?"
345. TP - Sent in by Stephanie. In the Arbiter's Grounds, let the chandelier fall on Link's head. That'll leave a mark...
346. TWW - Sent in by Stephanie. Attempt to leave Hyrule Castle without defeating all of the enemies. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
347. TP - Sent in by Stephanie. During the snowboard race, steer really, really badly. It's very satisfying to watch him slam into a tree going at top speed.
348. TP - Sent in by Stephanie. Attempt to smash an ice boulder by body slamming it.
349. TP - Sent in by Penguin dude. In the lava cave (on the northern side of the Eldin Birdge) wear the Iron Boots. Drop down past the magnetic mirror. Now the Dodongo has fresh meat!
350. TP - Sent in by Dude. Stand on the edge of a cliff, pull out a bomb, set it down and wait!
351. MM - Sent in by links evil twin. Attempt to teach Deku Link how to swim... in poisonous water!
352. OoT - Sent in by Shadow_Link. Go to the Desert Colossus. Play the Song of Storms by the the oasis. The little spring is fun to stand in with your Iron Boots on... especially if you wait until there is one second left and you take the boots off. Link drowns in a puddle, ha ha.
353. OoT - Sent in by John. Try to talk sense in to Ganon in the final fight. "Ganondorf we can settle this in a different way... AHHHHHH!!!!"
354. OoT - Sent in by John. Try to befriend a Skull Kid as Adult Link. The poison darts add flavor to the Linkshabobb.
355. TP - Sent in by Johnathan. When fighting Ganondorf in the final battle do the Shield Attack. (Though I'm not sure what happens because I have never tried yet but I hear the outcome is very painful.)
356. TP - Sent in by Alias_Ultima. In the temple at the desert, in the entrance room throw Link into the elf-sucking sand. Then throw your Wii-mote out the window and watch as Link helplessly struggles against being sucked down by the sand. And at the same time he's being attacked by those sandworms! XDD (And I thought I would never be writting in here.)

The LILoT Submittion Form

Have a way to torture and harm Link? Send it in using the form below! Chances are I will more than likely post it up here, though many things could contribute to its not being added up: 1) If someone has already sent in that mode of pain in that location. 2) If you used vulgar language - NO CURSING. 3) I could not understand your mode of torture due to extreme poor grammar and spelling. Another thing to keep in mind when you are sending it in, I will allow only ways to "harm" Link. If it is a paragraph full of many ways to harm Link that in the end comes to death, it will not be placed up. However, you may send in those many ways to harm Link one at a time. This is a "list" to torture Link. Not a guide. If your Torture does not get placed up, I will send you an e-mail stating this and why if you provide one in the form below (not necessary). All other form parts are required, however. Enjoy!!

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